A Virginity Auction? Really?

When I first came across this, I had to laugh. OK..my first thought was a virginity auction?...you're kidding me right? Well, needless to say, the auction is real my friends.

A young lady by the name of Natalie Dylan from California came up with the idea. Hey, gotta give her credit for being unique!

So, want to know what it will set you back if you decide to bid?

Psssst..I'll give ya a hint...it's a bit more than you might think.....

Ready for this one?

$3.7 million dollars!!!!!!

Yeah...you heard me right...$3.7 million. Is this a great country or what? Where else can a 22 year old female auction off her virginity, get publicity and fame and make oodles of cash at the same time?

And who says capitalism is dead? Hmmmmm????

What I would like to know is this......What does the winner get? Is it a one time shot so to speak? Who will get the video rights?....Oh wait..maybe there won't be videos available. Hey..just a marketing thought.

My question to all of you is this, what kind of idiot would pay that kind of money? A corporation for the naming rights? A conglomerate who wants to offer stock?

Geez..and at times I sweat the cost of dinner and a movie.

Now think of where all this will lead. Will we suddenly have a wave of "Virginity Auctions?" Maybe we could have a new TV network..."The Virginity Auction Chanel?"

Do you think it will come to our local fairs?

Imagine what kind of turnout that could bring...... Ok Ladies and gentleman, up for your bidding pleasure, a very nice 22 year old brunette, yes indeed she has had all her shots and been certified as A-1 Prime Virgin material. We will open the bidding at $1,000! Do I hear $1,000??

And what happens if no one bids? Talk about a crushing blow to your self esteem!

Oh well, I'll keep my eyes on this one for you if I can. Its bound to be even more hilarious before its over!